Taken

Taken

Taken, aka LIAM NEESON'S BALLS!!!:

I'm not usually one for action flicks in general, but this one did have me
smiling, and saying "Aw, shit!" a few times. Liam Neeson shows he is BALLS
in this film! No one is match for Neeson's balls! His daughter gets taken, as
the title tells us, so that much is true to the movie, so Liam Neeson's balls
take to rescuing her in the only way an ex spy can... by kickin' some fuckin' ass!

Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself...
Neeson is estranged with his daughter, because her mother is HORRID BITCH!!!
But he loves his daughter and just wants to be part of her life, now that he's
retired. The horrid bitch of a mother is still bitter about him not being around
much when they were married, due to being overseas for the government. Something
she should have been over by now, I would suspect, now that she's remarried to
a different fella, and it should be about the kid. HORRID BITCH!
Anywho, he's a sweet lonely dude who has, despite overseas as a government spy, never
missed his daughter's birthday! What a cunt of a whore his ex wife is!

There I go again. Sorry.

So, the daughter (a spoiled Rich bitch that doesn't appreciate what she has)goes on a trip to Europe to follow the worst band possible to follow... Oh, my opinions are too strong on that.. Sorry again. Ma bad.
Anywho, she gets kidnapped while on the phone to daddy, and he vows to find and kill the captors...

I'll not give everything away, except to say that Liam Neeson's balls kick some fucking ass!
This movie is BALLS OUT, ALL THE WAY!!! Not only does Neeson kick some dick in this flick, but the action scenes are really well done, and fast. This does not look super choreographed like most action flick fight scenes. Throat punches actually look harmful in this movie! I think
Neeson's balls may have actually hurt some of the actors and extras during the filming.

So anyway, Liam Neeson's balls travel to Europe immediately to hunt and kill the captors,
and show off his spy skills as well as his scrotum kicking skills! Every
french person in this movie looks like Kevin Spacey for some reason. So, Neeson's balls
has some connections from his old job, and he hooks up with them to help with some
info, translation, etc. and they all look like Kevin Spacey. Why does every guy in Paris
look like Kevin Spacey?... What the fuck? Then, more arse kicking!

So, yeh! If yer into action, this one has some fun!

Disclaimer: You do not actually see Neeson's balls in this film. He IS THE BALLS!!!

-Liam Neeson's balls-

Uh, I mean -sleeve-... Sorry.